Looking for a house? Bingo!

This fantastic house in a superb area (Kinsgley Avenue, Ealing, West London) can be yours for a very reasonable price. And if you're tempted, I can throw in 30-ish years of memories for free: go-karts in the alleyway; presents under the Christmas tree... Well, if you make a decent offer I might spare you the memories!
Full details at Foxton's estate agents.